It’s Friday, and y’all know what that means! Man and god alike tremble as my fury is unleashed

Also I’m tired

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Understand material analysis for once in your fucking life dorks Show more

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 7661 0607 1706!

When we all agreed to be gay and do crimes, I really thought at least some of the crimes would be lucrative

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I made a new zine today

And I received some stickers

I would tell you what the better part of valor is, but frankly it’s not mine to share

I’ll cancel myself for this one, save you the trouble

I’m the Deadpool of being cancelled

Sometimes after a long day of capitalism I’m exhausted and I feel like I’ve done enough but then I realize that that’s prioritizing financial stability over emotions and mental health and being a real person and I’m not a boomer I can’t get away with that

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I'm not "eligible" for their artist in residency "program" because I don't have an "MFA" and "clearly have no respect for what art is meant to mean" and perpetually make "unrelenting" "eye contact" while "whistling" in "morse code" that the "gods" should strike me down while they still "can"

Hey you texted me in my dream last night, do you remember what about?

8 Days A Week is about the intentional generation of entropy in an effort to feel something

All popular internet people are, in every other reality, working at an ear piercing kiosk in the mall

And they never quite seem to figure out how the piercing gun works

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