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I got a second interview for the job I'm most excited about :jorts:

How to join a monastery without having to follow any of their rules and also I can bring my partner and cats

I've finally pinpointed the source of my ennui

If everyone could stop saying "may the fourth be with you" and "pi day!" that'd be just swell

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after seeing gay pride flags, straight pride flags and everything in between i made a flag for guys like me, guys that are only attracted to my wife of 25 years, Debra. please do not use this. I'm sure my wife would be flattered but I would not be happy

Patreon will not stop bugging me about bugging you to become a patron of the page I haven't finished yet... so here patreon.com/okaysoftware

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THREAD: Every time I ask for help there's 10 more I don't say a peep about. This is a time that I can't see a resolution without the help of my friends & Fedi peeps... :blobcatcry: Show more

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"therapist: so what’s troubling you?

me: my parents taught me to be so polite that now i have trouble taking up any emotional real estate

therapist: and how does that make you feel?

me: fine"

In what section do I put β€œrevenge motivated” on my resume

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Okay, so this thing is nearing completion. It's part of a larger project and that's still very much in progress, but I would truly appreciate any and all feedback on this

What does it make you think or feel? What does it remind you of? Do you like it? Does it run okay on your hardware? Do I need to better attend to particular display dimensions? What else do you want to say?

Your feedback would be so greatly appreciated

flipactual.gitlab.io/gallery/

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Half of my personality is a cry for help and the rest is an attempt to help others, that’s an okay takeaway

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